- I find it poignant when bots talk to my bots. It's like a kitten pawing at it's own reflection, except kitten and mirror are both bots. #
- 86% of Americans aged 18-29 do not understand what a filibuster is. http://bit.ly/b0UhWj #
- It would be sad watching all the Flash developers weeping over their wasted lives. But all I see are blue legos, so whatever. #
- 56% of Republicans want to outlaw all contraception. 92% of them don't think gay people should be allowed to teach. http://bit.ly/cb12wU #
- A demonic sheep furry is going to be my next governor? Well, at least that's an improvement. http://bit.ly/csBiq6 #